To Windy for Air Yeezy

Kanye West the million dollar man might be going to jail on charges of battery and grand theft auto. After a scuffle with the paparazzi last year in the L.A.X. . Kanye West were and his manager were traveling on business where the scuffle occurred. Kany West must be bugging ! Kanye West slammed the camera man's camera on the floor breaking it into pieces. For that Kanye deserves some jail time, a couple of fines, or an ass whooping. Kanye must be kidding himself or drinking too much of that Windy City water. Kanye West should have known he was going to get in trouble for this stunt. I guess he thinks since he beat 50 cent in record sells, he can do things his way, slow your role Yeezy this isn't Burger King.

Kanye West needs to get his priorities together. Would you believe he had the nerve to plea not guilty?

Kanye is a real head piece. West also known by his stage name

"The Louie Vuitton Don,"

has many projects coming soon, which can be good for his image. Kanye West should just chill out and stay out the media for a little media. so he wont have to worry about serving jail time, which he deserves. At least he isn't packing,

"machine guns"

The Parent TRAPED

Mike Lohan was recently arrested for threatening to kill his fiance, Erin Muller. It is not yet said why. Mike Lohan's charge of death threat was lessened to misdemeanor aggravated assault if he complies with his "probation." The judge of Lohan's case told him to stay out of trouble until June 3, 2010 and his charge will be lessened. Everyone knows Mike can not do this. Mike is going to do good then get caught up in something stupid like the famous D.U.I . Lohan is known for messing up. And the trait has been passed down to his daughter Lindsay Lohan who is also in trouble with the law.

Lohan denies ever threatening his fiance Erin Muller. Lohan swears it was a misunderstanding. Lohan also says the,

"media and press twisted up his story." Which doesn't really sound right. Why would they have to lie on him? He isn't important.

Lohan is too old for this, at 49. But Erin Muller isn't off the hook. she shouldn't be snitching. Lohan is freaking rich !! Why does he have to mess up? Lohan should be somewhere in Miami relaxing. So the media can give Lohan a break, he should go on vacation, even though he doesn't even have a real job.

The Fossil "fueled"

Gary Collins, the award winning actor hast recently started his house arrest sentence of 120 days. Gary was arrested for the usual in the celebrity World, D.U.I . Guess what he was driving ? Gary Collins must have the rarest bust in the Celeb World for D.U.I . Collins was arrested driving a "home on wheels," that's right a motor home. Collins must be on something. Who the heck drives a motor home ? while drunk. I know he has a couple of sport vehicles. Collins was arrested drunk at three times the legal liquor limit.

Collins shouldn't be doing this, he is way too old. Collins who is now 71 should not be drinking. Collins probably Missplaced his Viagra. Collins has been acting for most of his life. Collins has been in, "Dirty Sexy Money," "Baywatch Nights," and "The Pigeon That Took Rome," which came out in 1962.

Collins should learn from his mistake and think of others way to have fun, (when you misplaced your "skittles"). Collins is rich and should just be kicking back and relaxing.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

LLoyd Klein the famous designer, has a lawsuit against him for beating up his former friend David Pearce. Lloyd didn't just beat him up, he did it naked! Like come on, you can't be serious. David Pearce could at least got a couple of hits in. Who gets beaten up by a drunken naked man. The cops say David went into his former friend's home, to get back his keys. When drunken Klein awakens and beats the crap out of him. While he denys ever having the keys.

The lawsuit filed against Klein claims Pearce suffered hand fractures, and required surgery. If I was Pearce, I would also be traumatized. [[Drunken Klein privates]] that doesn't sound like a good sight. Klein claims that Pearce broke into his home using a ladder out of his garage to get into his bedroom, where him and Pearce had the brawl.

Klein needs to just stay sober, so he can get rid of this whole scandal. Klein has designed outfits for, Paula Abdul and Gwen Stefani. He has talent, why does he have to get drunk ? and attack. Klein needs to just keep going with designing.

Blue Man got caught with his mouth open

Aw Man. !! How the heck do you get caught giving another man oral in a park? Darren Stephens who is an alleged member of the "Blue Man group" was arrested for giving another male oral. The oral part isn't even the weird part, the alleged male receiver was said to be a High school assisant principal, from a school nearby.

Darren got caught at 5:45 pm, which means the Sun was still out. What a dunce ? They should of just went to the Principal's school. But no they wanna get down and dirty in a park, I bet a kid saw them. Now kids are going to get ideas. I wonder what his charges are going to be? Maybe indecent exposure. The Blue man should get extra days for being in a public park. I know he is going to have fines because the park is public.

His Blue group brothers better go on tour, so they can leave him alone. Everyone in the celebrity world, is going to have fun with this one. Maybe he should have landed on Eminem's face instead of Borat.

Kenyan Boss

President Obama's brother arrested on possession of weed. Like really? The President of the Greatest Country in the World is your Brother. Come on he can't be serious. George Obama was arrested for possession of marijuana in his homeland of Nairobi, Kenya. George must be slow or something if my brother was even Governor I would live off him. Now he is in a Kenya jail, Don't no one wanna go to jail in Kenya. George who was not living good at all, should just call his brother. George even resisted arrest that is just going to make it worse.

George Obama is the youngest out of Obama's father's kids, he better go with a young and dumb story. George's father died when he was only a couple of months.

In jail, George denies the crime.

George was angry because, an Italian reporter wrote a story about he was,

"earning less than a dollar a day."

When he says he has always been living good, and is living good now.

This can't be true, he lives in a Shack !! with his family

Sarah the New Micheal

Charlie from "2 and a half men" real life ex wife Sara Trigger was arrested for child abuse. Sarah is crazy, why the heck are you placingcords around little kids neck. That is way worse than just beating your kids. Sarah must have been beaten as she was growing up or is in an abusive relationship. That's probably how people are raised in not that great Britain. Trigger was arrested on felony neglect charges. Which by far is worse than cruelty to animals because the government starts investigating.

Sarah Trigger better just pay her Lil 100,000 dollar bail, so she can go home and see her child for what could be the last time. The department of children and family said

"the boy is in a safe place"

which could mean any where. Who knows maybe he's in the Netherlands, with another Wacko. Sarah Trigger better just go back to C.S.I and make some money, so this whole scandal can be over with.

From Holes to the Hole

Shia Labeouf was arrested for DUI on Sunday. Here we go again with the drunk celebs. Shia Labeof should be doing these type of things though, since he still young. Shia can be the male version of Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. Shia has everything going good for him, another Transformer movie coming soon, which is sure going to be a hit. Shia should kick back and relax, and STOP GETTING DRUNK !! or at least stop getting arrested.

Shia Labeouf really messed up though because, he had an accident and him and the other driver are injured. What can we say ?? But

"it's his fault" and "dummy"

Shia Labeouf is now going on trial. He better get a great lawyer, maybe Paris's or Lindsay's. Shia should keep his head up, if he can because he is only going to get a couple of months. The worse thing that can happen is he'll be sued, fined, and have to serve jail time.

Shia's trial should start in the summer when his movie comes out.

It's going to be funny for him people going to ask "shia can I go to the premiere with you ?" Shia's going to reply with "I can't even go i have court"

Barkley too Fast too furious

Charles Barkley has been released from jail, after serving a three day jail sentence. Barkley is way too old for the jail and drunk lifestyle. Charles Barkley is 45. Charles has a good job, as a commentator on T.N.T . So the why the hell does he have to get drunk? Charles is dumb why would you speed through a red light ? when you are already drunk. What makes it worse is that Charles Barkley told the Boys in Blue

" "I was going to drive around the corner and get some oral sex ,"

Like who the heck does these things ? Charles Barkley is a nut ! Charles Barkley even bribed the officer, with a tattoo of his name on his butt.

Charles Barkley spent $1,800 on liquor. Then left a $325 tip. So I know he was upset, spent all this money but, ain't get no oral and got arrested. The girl who allegely was bout to give Charles Barkley some oral, wasn't charged. When the hoe should have been charged with prostitution.

Barkley needs to just put this behind him and go back on with his T.N.T career. He nothing really to worry about, he is already in the N.B.A Hall of Fame. What can possibly happen, probably a few jokes from Kenny Smith. Nothing Major !!

What up, What Happenin'

T.I started his jail sentence the other day, for his conviction in buying illegal guns. T.I is dumb !! Why the heck would you purchase guns after you know that your a ex-con.T.I turned himself in, this probably the only smart thing he did yet.T.I is going to have complete a year and a day in jail, [[not that rough for his crime]] when everyone knows he deserves 3 AND A HALF YEARS FOR EACH GUN AND A YEAR FOR EACH BULLET. IF THE LAW WAS FAIR, T.I WOULD HAVE 1000 YEARS IN JAIL. At least T.I got off the hook, by doing a b.s community service t.v show. The show is one smart thing T.I did to help himself. T.I better think about his show in jail. T.I was said to marry his girlfriend Tiny before going in, but that isn't true. T.I is dumb, he should have told her to go away or something til he returns, because she going to need that male energy and who will turn that down ?? T.I did one last concert in Atlanta before going in... [[trying to keep his fans, and not lose him to his Atlanta foe Shawty Lo]]

The Dog

D.M.X the rapper is getting a little too old for the jail thing. He is about to be 39. D.M.X has just been released on the 14. D.M.X was arrested on charges of cruelty to animals,drugs possession and theft. "What a Role Model" D.M.X is rich why the heck does he have to steal ?? Just isn't smart. D.M.X is like the only celebrity that actually gets caught with drugs, Whitney and Bobby done smoked their knee caps off and still haven't got caught. D.M.X doesn't just leave it at getting arrested, D.M.X is in jail throwing trays at C.Os. D.M.X's fellow inmates probably ain't respecting him, so he has prove himself. Since he pulled that dumb stunt he got extra time added onto his sentence. D.M.X should stop this whole mid life crisis thing, and go back to making movies. The movie Belly is a classic. Or maybe he should go back with the Ruff Ryder's street team, and race motorcycles, anything but this crap. D.M.X probably just needs a lady friend, if that's the case then he should work on a project with VH1, maybe they can make "D.M.X's Ruff Ryder" Wait isn't D.M.X suppose to be a preacher ?? O wow , it's probably the drugs that got him wanting to pursue a better relationship with GOD.

HOME FREE

MIKE VICK WAS RELEASED FROM JAIL LAST WEEK. HE WILL FINISH HIS SENTENCE FOR ILLEGAL DOG FIGHTING AT HOME FOR 2 MONTHS, ITS CRAZY CUS IN THE HOOD PEOPLE HAVE DOG FIGHTS ALL THE TIME. MIKE VICK SERVED ABOUT 2 YEARS WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE JUST GOT LIKE 3 MONTHS. VICK WAS NOT WRONG, HE WAS NOT IN CHARGE OF FIGHTING THE DOGS. VICK WAS NEVER PRESENT OF THE DOG FIGHTING. IT JUST TOOK PLACE ON HIS LAND. IF TH ATS THE CASE, THE K.F.C DOWNTOWN SHOULD BE CLOSED DOWN BECAUSE MEN SELL WEED IN THERE.

MIKE VICK HAS BEEN SAID TO BE LOOKING FOR A JOB IN THE NFL BUT THE BOARD ISN'T TRYING TO HEAR THAT. VICK ALSO HAS TO GO THROUGH A CONSTRUCTION PROGRAM, THAT HAS TO DO WITH HIS PROBATION. TO TELL THE TRUTH VICK SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO HIS REGULAR LIFE. THE GOVERNMENT ALREADY TOOK HIS HOME AND HE AIN'T GOT NO MONEY COMING IN. MIKE SHOULD JUST GO IN TO ACTING OR "DANCING WITH THE STARS" LIKE LIL KIM. THE NFL BOARD SHOULD JUST ACCEPT HIM BACK, OR MAYBE PUT HIM IN ARENA FOOTBALL.

THE POLICE AND OTHERS ARE TRYING TO GET VICK TO PULL A T.I. MOVE. THEY WANT HIM TO START A PROGRAM WHICH HE TALKS TO YOUTH. [[I WOULDN'T DO IT]] http://cnn.com/