Friday, May 29, 2009

From Holes to the Hole




Shia Labeouf was arrested for DUI on Sunday. Here we go again with the drunk celebs. Shia Labeof should be doing these type of things though, since he still young. Shia can be the male version of Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. Shia has everything going good for him, another Transformer movie coming soon, which is sure going to be a hit. Shia should kick back and relax, and STOP GETTING DRUNK !! or at least stop getting arrested.




Shia Labeouf really messed up though because, he had an accident and him and the other driver are injured. What can we say ?? But


"it's his fault" and "dummy"


Shia Labeouf is now going on trial. He better get a great lawyer, maybe Paris's or Lindsay's. Shia should keep his head up, if he can because he is only going to get a couple of months. The worse thing that can happen is he'll be sued, fined, and have to serve jail time.


Shia's trial should start in the summer when his movie comes out.


It's going to be funny for him people going to ask "shia can I go to the premiere with you ?" Shia's going to reply with "I can't even go i have court"


Barkley too Fast too furious




Charles Barkley has been released from jail, after serving a three day jail sentence. Barkley is way too old for the jail and drunk lifestyle. Charles Barkley is 45. Charles has a good job, as a commentator on T.N.T . So the why the hell does he have to get drunk? Charles is dumb why would you speed through a red light ? when you are already drunk. What makes it worse is that Charles Barkley told the Boys in Blue


" "I was going to drive around the corner and get some oral sex ,"


Like who the heck does these things ? Charles Barkley is a nut ! Charles Barkley even bribed the officer, with a tattoo of his name on his butt.


Charles Barkley spent $1,800 on liquor. Then left a $325 tip. So I know he was upset, spent all this money but, ain't get no oral and got arrested. The girl who allegely was bout to give Charles Barkley some oral, wasn't charged. When the hoe should have been charged with prostitution.




Barkley needs to just put this behind him and go back on with his T.N.T career. He nothing really to worry about, he is already in the N.B.A Hall of Fame. What can possibly happen, probably a few jokes from Kenny Smith. Nothing Major !!

What up, What Happenin'




T.I started his jail sentence the other day, for his conviction in buying illegal guns. T.I is dumb !! Why the heck would you purchase guns after you know that your a ex-con.T.I turned himself in, this probably the only smart thing he did yet.T.I is going to have complete a year and a day in jail, [[not that rough for his crime]] when everyone knows he deserves 3 AND A HALF YEARS FOR EACH GUN AND A YEAR FOR EACH BULLET. IF THE LAW WAS FAIR, T.I WOULD HAVE 1000 YEARS IN JAIL. At least T.I got off the hook, by doing a b.s community service t.v show. The show is one smart thing T.I did to help himself. T.I better think about his show in jail. T.I was said to marry his girlfriend Tiny before going in, but that isn't true. T.I is dumb, he should have told her to go away or something til he returns, because she going to need that male energy and who will turn that down ?? T.I did one last concert in Atlanta before going in... [[trying to keep his fans, and not lose him to his Atlanta foe Shawty Lo]]

The Dog




D.M.X the rapper is getting a little too old for the jail thing. He is about to be 39. D.M.X has just been released on the 14. D.M.X was arrested on charges of cruelty to animals,drugs possession and theft. "What a Role Model" D.M.X is rich why the heck does he have to steal ?? Just isn't smart. D.M.X is like the only celebrity that actually gets caught with drugs, Whitney and Bobby done smoked their knee caps off and still haven't got caught. D.M.X doesn't just leave it at getting arrested, D.M.X is in jail throwing trays at C.Os. D.M.X's fellow inmates probably ain't respecting him, so he has prove himself. Since he pulled that dumb stunt he got extra time added onto his sentence. D.M.X should stop this whole mid life crisis thing, and go back to making movies. The movie Belly is a classic. Or maybe he should go back with the Ruff Ryder's street team, and race motorcycles, anything but this crap. D.M.X probably just needs a lady friend, if that's the case then he should work on a project with VH1, maybe they can make "D.M.X's Ruff Ryder" Wait isn't D.M.X suppose to be a preacher ?? O wow , it's probably the drugs that got him wanting to pursue a better relationship with GOD.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

HOME FREE


MIKE VICK WAS RELEASED FROM JAIL LAST WEEK. HE WILL FINISH HIS SENTENCE FOR ILLEGAL DOG FIGHTING AT HOME FOR 2 MONTHS, ITS CRAZY CUS IN THE HOOD PEOPLE HAVE DOG FIGHTS ALL THE TIME. MIKE VICK SERVED ABOUT 2 YEARS WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE JUST GOT LIKE 3 MONTHS. VICK WAS NOT WRONG, HE WAS NOT IN CHARGE OF FIGHTING THE DOGS. VICK WAS NEVER PRESENT OF THE DOG FIGHTING. IT JUST TOOK PLACE ON HIS LAND. IF TH ATS THE CASE, THE K.F.C DOWNTOWN SHOULD BE CLOSED DOWN BECAUSE MEN SELL WEED IN THERE.

MIKE VICK HAS BEEN SAID TO BE LOOKING FOR A JOB IN THE NFL BUT THE BOARD ISN'T TRYING TO HEAR THAT. VICK ALSO HAS TO GO THROUGH A CONSTRUCTION PROGRAM, THAT HAS TO DO WITH HIS PROBATION. TO TELL THE TRUTH VICK SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO HIS REGULAR LIFE. THE GOVERNMENT ALREADY TOOK HIS HOME AND HE AIN'T GOT NO MONEY COMING IN. MIKE SHOULD JUST GO IN TO ACTING OR "DANCING WITH THE STARS" LIKE LIL KIM. THE NFL BOARD SHOULD JUST ACCEPT HIM BACK, OR MAYBE PUT HIM IN ARENA FOOTBALL.

THE POLICE AND OTHERS ARE TRYING TO GET VICK TO PULL A T.I. MOVE. THEY WANT HIM TO START A PROGRAM WHICH HE TALKS TO YOUTH. [[I WOULDN'T DO IT]] http://cnn.com/